| Why hello, Come in have a seat. Let me tell you about the journey of a boy named...... Oh, snap forgot his name. Oh, what was his name. Uh..... Let's just call him Joe. Yeah, Joe sounds good. All right, now I shall read to you " 'Joe's' travels." There once was a boy named Joe who went to England to find the lost diamond of whoever had lost a diamond. He went with a big group so as to not let any one know of his intentions. The group boarded a plain at Will Rogers airport at 5:15 that was bound for Chicago. When they arrived in Chicago they went onto a Trans-Atlantic flight bound for London. On that flight their was a particular flight attendant who looked suspicious. So when that flight attendant handed Joe some pre-warmed lasagna, he thought it was poisoned. His suspicions were confirmed when he fed a green bean to his neighbor, and the poor soul slumped over within minutes of eating the deadly green bean. Joe was horrified and told the pilot about her and she was imprisoned in London for murder. After that escapade on the plane, they left Heathrow with their luggage and headed for the BP house which is like a hotel for aspiring rap artists like Joe. When they got to the place they unloaded all of their gear and picked beds. Our hero got the most inconspicuous bed so that people would not even know he was there. Then after he had gotten settled, he went to the aquarium with his group. There he was attacked and kidnapped by a mysterious group of masked people that spoke Finnish. They steered him to the spot right above the sharks tank and they pushed him in. Then right as our hero hit the water all the sharks shifted there attention from swimming monotonisly around in circles, too our hero. With the sharks attention on him, our hero had to think quick. Theh he felt something brush against his back and he turned around and there was a shark speeding toward him with his mouth wide open and then right as the shark was a foot away, our hero pulls out a knife and stabs the shark in the eyes. while the shark is stunned and the other sharks are busy pondering what just happened, our hero ascends to the surface to face the people who kiddnapped him. Though they try to push him back down into the water, he still manages to get out. As soon as he gets out, the guards jump him and attack him. Luckily our hero expects their attacks and dodges all of them. After a long fight the guards become fatigued and our easily throws them into the water as they become lunch instead of our hero. After the events of that day they went back to the BP house to rehearse for their block party. After rehearsal, Joe goes to sleep and does they same routine of sight-seeing, getting kiddnapped and kicking the bad guys' butts. At the end of the week, they take a train to northern England to meet up with another group to go to navy seal training. During training they made Lieutenant Joe learn neccesary outdoor skills such as finding your way with nothing but a compass and gutting and cooking chickens. Another part of their training was to talk a ten mile hike to the area where the diamonds were buried though the leader of the hike did not know the diamonds were there. When they got to the point where the diamonds were our hero advised the leader of the group to stop for lunch. When they were stopped our hero slipped of and started searching. As he was searching he found a cave which lead to a tomb. As he was moving towards the tomb, which was the tomb of Nahak Mushad, the powerful arabian sultan who ruled England. he heard voices inside of it and looked and saw the Commander of the Navy there scheeming to steal the diamonds for his and another SEALs glory. As the partner started to go to make sure they way was clear, the Commander pulled out a pistol and shot him in the back of the head. As our hero watched the horrible fate of the SEAL, he thought that as long as the Commander didn't know he was here, he had the element of surprise and an extreme advantage. Then as he was sneaking up on the Commander, he sneezed and alerted the commander of his presence. Then after the Commander figured out were he was, he started shooting at him and a vicious gun battle ensued. With his cover blown, Joe came out of hiding and, with guns blazing came out on the commander. After a long battle the Commander came out behind with two bullets in the stomach and one in the forehead. Our hero escaped with a bullet to the shoulder and the diamonds. After bringing the Commander back to the troops, he told that an animal had attacked them as they were scouting the place out and that Joe only escaped with an straying bullet to the shoulder accidentally shot by the commander. He told the men the commander had been mauled by the animal. After the training and the memorial service, Our hero flew back to the states and delivered the diamonds to his employer with inly minor problems. He is now relaxing at his mansion with a glass of orange juice in his hand. Narrator P.S. Instead of Joe put Zack in. |
